I Challenged an Observer to an Eating Contest

[The Question]

Anyone remember back when Fox got a few hundred people to dress up like Observers and stand in different crowded areas of NYC, Observing.

I've watched Fringe since the Pilot first aired.

So one day me and my friend are waiting for the F train and I notice out of the corner of my eye, an Observer! I gotta say, my first thought was that someone put some LSD in my Pepsi or something.
Anyway, I ended up walking over and trying to talk to the guy. Our conversation was as lively as a conversation with one of those Royal British Guards that never move or speak lol. [My friend took a cellphone picture of us, I hope he still has it]

But, I challenged his Observer butt to a contest of spicy food. I mean 11 Jalapenos? Please, Jalapenos aren't even spicy, especially the kind you'd get at a diner. Whenever I get a deli sandwiche, I'm always like, "more jalapenos, more spicy mustard" then I usually say, "put some more jalapenos on" a few times. I mean for real people, I love my hot peppers and hot sauce. I put loads of jalapenos on every sandwiche I make (and add them to stuff I order in). They're great, they make you're mouth water in that, "mmm this tastes so good" kinda way. Every spicy bite just makes you want to take another bite.

And when I'm looking for a snack at 3am and I'm too lazy to make an actual sandwiche?

I take a bunch deli slices of Salami and an equal number (or more) of jalapenos. I then proceed to wrap the jalapenos in the salami and eat them.

I'm talking like 1.5-2 Jalapenos for every 1 slice of Salami. (the strange thing is that for someone with a sensitive stomache, this never bothers me)

And don't even get me started on Hot Sauce. I'll sum it up by saying that Tobasco is actually a fairly Sweet hot sauce.




I think I may have some Observer blood in me, perhaps a few generations twice removed?

[gillybee]

Do you have eyebrows?