
Originally Posted by
PB
'Tis I! PB! Come to defend this mind bending cinematic triumph from the likes of you nefarious detractors and naysayers! I will now single-handedly debunk each and every one of your most blatantly egregious criticisms and pejoratives with all of the distilled creative discipline and critical clarity and foresight of Pinkner and Wyman during a 24-hr cocaine fueled script writing binge! Without further ado!
It was pretty obvious to me, and I know from sophisticated script writing, that it was never DRJ's intent to kill Peter nor Bell's intent that he die. The understanding between Bell and Jones seemed to be that Peter needed to be removed from the equation, not killed, at least that is how Jones understood his responsibility. If DRJ wanted Peter dead he would have simply killed him. His attack of Peter suggested he was more interested in simply subduing him whilst seizing upon the opportunity for a quick calisthenic work out with the crow bar. How could DRJ have possibly known that Olivia could go all telekinetic Rocky IV on his a$$? Poetry in motion people, cue the Rocky Theme Song.
Just an appropriate homage to yet another cinematic triumph good sir, Pinkner and Wyman are truly standing upon the shoulders of giants. Disco Ball death rays, hot inter-species man on porcu-bat erotic action, par excellence my friend, a true smorgasbord of creative ingenuity to slake the appetite of the discriminating sci-fi fan.
Blasphemy! This is only the beginning of Pinker and Wyman's Magnum Opus! True creative genius is always misunderstood and maligned by those who lack the critical sophistication to recognize and appreciate a real masterpiece. With the critical acclaim and outpouring of enthusiasm from awestruck patrons of the arts this unprecedentedly magnificent tail is sure to inspire we have likely yet to see this story reach it's full potential!
I'm thinking big here people! The Fringe! Musical on Broadway! Porcubats on Ice!!! Imagine the possibilities!
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