The Excuse Game

[Montecito]

A poster give an order to the next poster but he/she must find an excuse not to. Then he/she gives an order, too.

Ok, I start.

Next user.. make me coffee!

[Fringified]

I can't. My hands were chopped off when I stuck my hand in a machine right after I fired a peculiar man named Joseph Meegar.

Next user ... Join the MOVIE BANNER CONTEST!!!

[AnimeArchAngel]

I can't, my parents forbid me from watching movies because when I was little, I got us kicked out of a movie theater.

Next user... get me Joshua Jackson's autograph!

[Fringified]

I can't ... I'm afraid he'll bite me!

Next user ... Clone yourself!

[AnimeArchAngel]

I can't. I have an appointment to go see Sam Weiss in a few hours.

Next user, go make me cookie!

[Fringified]

I can't, my mommy told me to stay away from really, really, really hot things.

Next user ... STOP WATCHING FRINGE!

[AnimeArchAngel]

I can't, if I don't watch Fringe, my parents will ground me ( that would be awesome xD "Watch Fringe or you're grounded! D<")

Next user, go throw a party for Olivia!

[Lumina]

Can't, I'm in the Alterverse... it wouldn't be Ourlivia.

Next user... go let Walter experiment on you!

[AnimeArchAngel]

I can't. I'm going on a date with Peter tonight ( Oh how I was that was true)

Next user, go throw flowers at Broyles!

[Omniscient_Jay]

I can't, because Lance Reddick's badass stare will make the flowers wilt and crumble into lame dust..

Hey, you there!

Ya you, the next poster!

Why don't you go ingest a slusho cup filled with mercury?