The Fringemunks: Epis. 2.04 - Momentum Deferred (parody of "Nuthin' but a 'G' Thang")

[The Marked Mouse]

EPISODE 2.04: MOMENTUM DEFERRED - The Fringemunks
Parody of "Nuthin' but a 'G' Thang" by Dr. Dre
Music composed by Calvin Broadus
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu
Listen/Download at http://davidwumusic.com/fringemunks


One, Two, Three and to the Fo'
Down at the Harvard lab, I'm at the do'
I make my entrance, and ask Walter wassup
And see that Astrid's chopping flatworms up
The blended worms could jog my memory, so I swallow
Then Walter held up a strawberry, now I know I'm in trouble

'Cause ain't nuthin' but a fringe thang, baby
He's a mad scientist and he's crazy
FBI is the org that pays me
The worms are edible, but I'll try not to barf this (aw yeah)

But uh, back to the plot at hand
At Elias Cryonics, there were murders by a van
Besides this crime, there were two more
That involved frozen heads, but what the hell for?
One of the corpse's blood was silvery
It had consistency of the element mercury
Yeah - and I saw weird things
I saw a man and two towers, and I heard a bell ring - yeah
Charlie knelt down to get some detail
And Walter noticed Charlie was looking pale
Walter said that cannabis before bedtime is nice
Then he noticed a shape-shifter's conversion device

It's got wires and prongs and a box and uh
It's got prongs and a box and wires and uh
It's got a box and wires and prongs and uh
I meet with Broyles in a restaurant, yo!

Well we're talkin' and we're thinkin' 'bout this curious thread
And why the shape shifter soldiers want a frozen head
Now it's time for Broyles to make his opinion felt
To give me protective detail, he feels compelled
But it's been six weeks since they tried to kill me, though
If a shifter's around, I'd have been killed befo'
And at the same time, despite my dope punches and kicks
Broyles knows and I know my luck has been nothin' but shhhhhh
So Walter examines the corpse
Of the shifter, whose blood is half mercury
And the corpse that we thought was the 1st shifter
Had normal blood, so the real shifter's still at large

He could be disguised as anyone
That's right - he could be disguised as anyone
That's right - we re-watch the tape of the experiment
With the drug episode

(Oh… here we go!)
(Oh… here we go!)

The girl conversed while LSD-immersed
She could see shifters from the other universe
She's the R, E, B, E, double-C A
K, I, B, N, E, R all the way
But that was years ago, she's a bit older now
Peter and Walter track her down somehow
Yeah, and she don't quit
I think she's in the mood for another LSD hit
So Pete... (Whattup Liv?)
Gotta give her what she wants (LSD?)
We're gonna give her somethin' (hallucinogens)
And it's gotta be bumpin' (City of Boston!)

This lab is the place where the crazy things happen
All in front of Gene the Cow - moo moo moo
Rebecca was groanin' as time elapsed
Peter rang the bell, and then I collapsed
I finally recall my meeting with William Bell
I told him: I want answers, not tea, can't you tell?
It's a time slip and he can tell that I'm slippin'
Gotta get with Nina 'bout this symbol I've been given
Bell says that they prepared me to guard both sides
And that the shape changers are the first wave utilized
Yeah - then I woke up thanks to the adrenaline from Peter
Physics is a bee-otch and I'm a believer
Nina cracked snowglobes, for worlds will collide
And the man I thought was Charlie, was a shape shifter guy
I finally shot the shifter to permanently derail him
As for Bell's task, I'm sorry that I failed him - yeah

It's like Bishop, like Bell, and like Bishop and uh
It's like Bell, and like Bishop, like Bell and uh
It's like Bishop... Who knows what the future may hold?
We'll find out in the next episode...

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