Fringemunks: Epis. 1.02 - The Same Old Story

[The Marked Mouse]

EPISODE 1.02: THE SAME OLD STORY - The Fringemunks
Parody of "100 Years" by Five for Fighting
Parody Lyrics and All Instruments by David Wu a.k.a. The Marked Mouse
Listen/Download at http://davidwumusic.com/fringemunks


I'm a newborn, for 2 seconds
And then I start rapid aging
I'm a test tube human
Christopher Penrose is my name

I'm 8 months old, for 2 seconds
I'm just a cultivated soldier
And I can't help it
There's only one way to counter this

Pituitary glands I need
Obituaries you will read
Open, please
There's no other way better than this
Or I'll only have 2 minutes left to live

I'm 10 years old, for 2 seconds
I look just like the other clonies
But I'm no phony
Because Dr. Penrose loves me dearly

I'm 17, for 2 seconds
And I am still rapid aging
And I can't help it
There's only one way to counter this

Pituitary glands I need
Obituaries you will read
In tomorrow's edition of the Boston Herald
Pituitary glands I need
Open please,
There's no other way better than this
Or I'll only have 2 minutes left to live

I might be 25, and I need to survive
But that agent lady chases me in the night
Don't have my hormones and so I will die

I'm 85, for a moment
Dying, just for another moment
To tell the agent
That the doc should have let me die

8 months old, I envy you
10 years old, remember you
17, you start to freak!
Was it 25 years, or just a week? Ooohh...

Pituitary glands I need
Obituaries you will read
Open, please
There's no other way better than this
Or I'll only have 2 minutes left to live